Hey rox! Uh okay so yeah i mean youre not chatting with me anymore which is legitimate enough!! Im all fine and dandy if youre all through and finished with jake the fuck up english. Hell id be you if i werent me. Considering i bunged it up with jane and yeah i sort of owe it to you to like... fix shit with jane. Cant really fix that since shes not here... And i mean its not like youre the only person who chewed me out about the whole thing lordy i got an ear full last month. Anyway well i definitely let the stuff brew in the old noggin a whild and i know youre pissed as hell at me but...
Well firstly im sorry i had the chutzpah to not only completely fail jane as a boyfriend but also for blowing your best friend into next tuesday by some lousy luck. And im real sorry too i didnt fess up sooner id been trying to sort myself out to blow you away with some great apology so youd be like awww sucks jakey im totes chill w you or however youd go about it.... And I guessed i screwed up with dirk too? Sorry about that too for whatever its worth...
Point is!! Dirks in a thorough pickle and even if you hate me through the whole friggin ordeal itd be swell as daisies in spring if youd at least begrudgedly work with me to figure out what the fucks happen to the chap since im up to my ears in fret over the guy. I mean id love if you werent ready to rain hell on my sorry ass but this rumps totally deservant of any fire you throw at it!! Anyway get back to me asap! Weve got a mutual pal to save regardless of his aloof disregard of the situation.
Feb 03 - Evening
Uh okay so yeah i mean youre not chatting with me anymore which is legitimate enough!! Im all fine and dandy if youre all through and finished with jake the fuck up english. Hell id be you if i werent me.
Considering i bunged it up with jane and yeah i sort of owe it to you to like... fix shit with jane. Cant really fix that since shes not here...
And i mean its not like youre the only person who chewed me out about the whole thing lordy i got an ear full last month.
Anyway well i definitely let the stuff brew in the old noggin a whild and i know youre pissed as hell at me but...
Well firstly im sorry i had the chutzpah to not only completely fail jane as a boyfriend but also for blowing your best friend into next tuesday by some lousy luck. And im real sorry too i didnt fess up sooner id been trying to sort myself out to blow you away with some great apology so youd be like awww sucks jakey im totes chill w you or however youd go about it.... And I guessed i screwed up with dirk too? Sorry about that too for whatever its worth...
Point is!! Dirks in a thorough pickle and even if you hate me through the whole friggin ordeal itd be swell as daisies in spring if youd at least begrudgedly work with me to figure out what the fucks happen to the chap since im up to my ears in fret over the guy.
I mean id love if you werent ready to rain hell on my sorry ass but this rumps totally deservant of any fire you throw at it!!
Anyway get back to me asap! Weve got a mutual pal to save regardless of his aloof disregard of the situation.