[ when roxy's comes to school today, she will find a mysterious box in her locker. don't ask how kanaya got in there, it may have involved a crowbar. in that box she will find a new lock because the old one got broken a little, and these.
the note attached is in a very neat calligraphy, with very little ambiguity behind the selection of ink color. ]
Found These And Thought Of You Its A Significant Day For You So Do Be Sure To Enjoy It
lol jk i mean the new lock was great because im p sure you did a number on my locker there but just saw the kitty ears and theyre adorable as fuck thanks <3 it means a lot to me :3
We Will Avoid Discussing What Damage I May Or May Not Have Inflicted On Your Locker Instead Giving Our Focus To How Glad I Am That You Enjoy The Gift Clearly You Should Wear Them Throughout The Day
...not much. Realized I haven't gotten you a gift, Rox. I had no damn clue what to get you. So I'm just going to give up and ask you straight out, What the hell do you want for your birthday gift?
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Okay, so it's legit and it doesn't involve talking about his...you know. Feelings and shit.]
Roxy! Oh heavens, I'm terribly sorry to be bothering you this late. It's just I seem to have found myself in quite the conundrum, and am in dire need of your advice. It's about Jake.
awww you know id drop everything just to anser you janey i kinda had a sip or two because its late but im totes ready to listen to everything you ahve to say now what do you mean ignominisou *ignominuous *big word which means humiliating
Hey Rox. I don't know what the hell happened but I ended up in machine hell. Somehow. This place makes the 21st century in general seem advanced. Are you here as well? Is this citywide or am I the only one?
Yeah, it's cool. Like, if it wasn't for the fact there's likely some kind of impending doom attempting to hunt down my ass I'd probably enjoy it. The archaic motif aside. Shit, this just makes me want to track down the originator and teach them the ways of our, well, technology. Do me a favor and make sure Jake doesn't try to run off in an attempt at a heroic rescue.
Hey rox! Uh okay so yeah i mean youre not chatting with me anymore which is legitimate enough!! Im all fine and dandy if youre all through and finished with jake the fuck up english. Hell id be you if i werent me. Considering i bunged it up with jane and yeah i sort of owe it to you to like... fix shit with jane. Cant really fix that since shes not here... And i mean its not like youre the only person who chewed me out about the whole thing lordy i got an ear full last month. Anyway well i definitely let the stuff brew in the old noggin a whild and i know youre pissed as hell at me but...
Well firstly im sorry i had the chutzpah to not only completely fail jane as a boyfriend but also for blowing your best friend into next tuesday by some lousy luck. And im real sorry too i didnt fess up sooner id been trying to sort myself out to blow you away with some great apology so youd be like awww sucks jakey im totes chill w you or however youd go about it.... And I guessed i screwed up with dirk too? Sorry about that too for whatever its worth...
Point is!! Dirks in a thorough pickle and even if you hate me through the whole friggin ordeal itd be swell as daisies in spring if youd at least begrudgedly work with me to figure out what the fucks happen to the chap since im up to my ears in fret over the guy. I mean id love if you werent ready to rain hell on my sorry ass but this rumps totally deservant of any fire you throw at it!! Anyway get back to me asap! Weve got a mutual pal to save regardless of his aloof disregard of the situation.
awwww j thats all i needed to hear <3 im not really mad at you but i guess i just thought maybe this time you should understand what you did and it made me sad that i couldnt im you because of it and with janey gone i felt like i totally fucked up myself shutting you out like that :( yeah so im totes chill w you jakey but if janey comes back you should repeat what you said to me to her neways dirk msged me too lets go help the di strizzle ;D
Oh yeah next time i see the old girl she and i are having a good platonic friendly sit down. Alright any plans there rolal? I do believe i am fresh out of them at this point...
oh nooooo u can count on me captain rolal is sending her ss money ship to save ur tweema ^ idk why its money but it is ro-dollals gotta have money to fund those float boats ok sorry i guess im just a bit nervous seriously though dont worry i wont let you down! :3
FIRWARD DATED TO AFTER THE VIRUS SHH SHH I CAN DO THIS.
Date: 2012-10-25 01:49 am (UTC)Are you interested?
FIRWARD SHE SAYS
Date: 2012-10-25 10:45 pm (UTC)im listening
sup
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Date: 2012-11-05 12:26 am (UTC)I also have two domino masks too much free time.
You should come into my room. For privacy's sake.
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Date: 2012-11-05 10:35 am (UTC)*eyes on you squinting suspiciously*
lol well thats gonna be future me bc ill be over in a sec
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Date: 2012-12-07 10:55 pm (UTC)the note attached is in a very neat calligraphy, with very little ambiguity behind the selection of ink color. ]
Found These And Thought Of You
Its A Significant Day For You So Do Be Sure To Enjoy It
♍
1/2
Date: 2012-12-09 11:57 am (UTC)just found a new lock for my locker and its fuckin amazing
thanks kanaya
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Date: 2012-12-09 11:58 am (UTC)but just saw the kitty ears and theyre adorable as fuck
thanks <3
it means a lot to me :3
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Date: 2012-12-11 05:17 am (UTC)Instead Giving Our Focus To How Glad I Am That You Enjoy The Gift
Clearly You Should Wear Them Throughout The Day
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Date: 2012-12-09 05:58 am (UTC)You there?
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Guess not.
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Date: 2012-12-09 06:00 am (UTC)wahts up
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Date: 2012-12-09 06:16 am (UTC)Realized I haven't gotten you a gift, Rox. I had no damn clue what to get you.
So I'm just going to give up and ask you straight out,
What the hell do you want for your birthday gift?
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From:BACKDATED time escaped me
Date: 2012-12-12 07:10 am (UTC)Oh heavens, I'm terribly sorry to be bothering you this late.
It's just I seem to have found myself in quite the conundrum, and am in dire need of your advice.
It's about Jake.
Jake, and our ignominious date.
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Date: 2012-12-12 07:48 am (UTC)i kinda had a sip or two because its late but im totes ready to listen to everything you ahve to say
now
what do you mean ignominisou
*ignominuous
*big word which means humiliating
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Date: 2013-02-03 08:31 pm (UTC)Hey Rox.
I don't know what the hell happened but I ended up in machine hell.
Somehow. This place makes the 21st century in general seem advanced.
Are you here as well? Is this citywide or am I the only one?
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Date: 2013-02-13 07:46 pm (UTC)nope its city wide alright
are you ok
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Date: 2013-02-16 03:52 am (UTC)Like, if it wasn't for the fact there's likely some kind of impending doom attempting to hunt down my ass I'd probably enjoy it.
The archaic motif aside. Shit, this just makes me want to track down the originator and teach them the ways of our, well, technology.
Do me a favor and make sure Jake doesn't try to run off in an attempt at a heroic rescue.
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Date: 2013-02-07 05:39 am (UTC)Uh okay so yeah i mean youre not chatting with me anymore which is legitimate enough!! Im all fine and dandy if youre all through and finished with jake the fuck up english. Hell id be you if i werent me.
Considering i bunged it up with jane and yeah i sort of owe it to you to like... fix shit with jane. Cant really fix that since shes not here...
And i mean its not like youre the only person who chewed me out about the whole thing lordy i got an ear full last month.
Anyway well i definitely let the stuff brew in the old noggin a whild and i know youre pissed as hell at me but...
Well firstly im sorry i had the chutzpah to not only completely fail jane as a boyfriend but also for blowing your best friend into next tuesday by some lousy luck. And im real sorry too i didnt fess up sooner id been trying to sort myself out to blow you away with some great apology so youd be like awww sucks jakey im totes chill w you or however youd go about it.... And I guessed i screwed up with dirk too? Sorry about that too for whatever its worth...
Point is!! Dirks in a thorough pickle and even if you hate me through the whole friggin ordeal itd be swell as daisies in spring if youd at least begrudgedly work with me to figure out what the fucks happen to the chap since im up to my ears in fret over the guy.
I mean id love if you werent ready to rain hell on my sorry ass but this rumps totally deservant of any fire you throw at it!!
Anyway get back to me asap! Weve got a mutual pal to save regardless of his aloof disregard of the situation.
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Date: 2013-02-13 07:51 pm (UTC)thats all i needed to hear <3
im not really mad at you but i guess i just thought maybe this time you should understand what you did and it made me sad that i couldnt im you because of it
and with janey gone i felt like i totally fucked up myself shutting you out like that :(
yeah so
im totes chill w you jakey but if janey comes back you should repeat what you said to me to her
neways
dirk msged me too
lets go help the di strizzle ;D
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Date: 2013-02-17 12:53 am (UTC)Alright any plans there rolal? I do believe i am fresh out of them at this point...
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From:text ✉ afternoon
Date: 2013-04-14 07:06 pm (UTC)Remember that cat thing you showed me before?
Archer has a laptop so I was wondering how I can put it on his thingy.
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Date: 2013-04-18 07:47 pm (UTC)hell fuckin yes
do u have an email
i can send it to you and u can dl it on there
;3
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Date: 2013-04-19 09:43 am (UTC)I told Archer I had a box for my mail from the post office the last time he asked me about that, but he laughed at me.
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From:text; backdated so its during jumanji plot
Date: 2013-04-29 06:20 am (UTC)i have a request
um
i am certain you have seen what is happening in the city
unfortunately or perhaps fortunately i dont know semantics in this instance
anyway i am not there
tweema might be in danger
could you check if he are alright for me
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Date: 2013-05-07 07:31 pm (UTC)u can count on me
captain rolal is sending her ss money ship to save ur tweema
^ idk why its money but it is
ro-dollals
gotta have money to fund those float boats
ok sorry
i guess im just a bit nervous
seriously though dont worry
i wont let you down! :3
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Date: 2013-05-08 04:38 am (UTC)