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[wytchkkrafts]

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[bonermagic]

[In response to this.]

Hey Rox.
I don't know what the hell happened but I ended up in machine hell.
Somehow. This place makes the 21st century in general seem advanced.
Are you here as well? Is this citywide or am I the only one?

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[wytchkkrafts]

wtf
nope its city wide alright
are you ok

[bonermagic]

Yeah, it's cool.
Like, if it wasn't for the fact there's likely some kind of impending doom attempting to hunt down my ass I'd probably enjoy it.
The archaic motif aside. Shit, this just makes me want to track down the originator and teach them the ways of our, well, technology.
Do me a favor and make sure Jake doesn't try to run off in an attempt at a heroic rescue.

[wytchkkrafts]

he just texted me
we made up so thats one less thing we have to worry about :3
ill keep a watchful eye on him dont you worry
all aboard the ship of rolal we have a man overboard
(thats you btw)
theres also a shark in the water and jake english wants to jump down in an attempt at a heroic rescue
this captain wont let him be shark bait
nope nope nope
but were gonna come find u anyways

[bonermagic]

What.
Roxy. Roxy, no.
Roxy, I'm already in machine hell. The last thing I need is to be worryin' about you two while trying to find a fucking way out.
Shoosh your ass down and stay put.

[wytchkkrafts]

hey!!
we can help

[bonermagic]

It's fine.
I mean, think about it for a second. I don't know where I am and I have no intention of sitting down and waiting for you two to find me.
It's stupid. I don't know what's waiting for me or what's going to happen.
And so we'll end up with two groups wandering the fuck around trying to find each other while getting more and more lost.

[wytchkkrafts]

stfu dirk
u know what maybe i need to install some gps chip in ur device
then wed always be able to find each other

[bonermagic]

If you do that make sure you get Jake's too.
I'll deal with some GPS bullshit if it means we don't have to worry about him spazzing off into the ocean and accidentally drowning himself.

[wytchkkrafts]

can do
so about coming to find you.......
still happening