♥ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴍᴀɪʟ (ᴄɴᴄ)

[wytchkkrafts]

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FIRWARD DATED TO AFTER THE VIRUS SHH SHH I CAN DO THIS.

[nitidus]

I have a proposition for you.
Are you interested?

FIRWARD SHE SAYS

[wytchkkrafts]

you should know id do anything 4 u rosey
im listening
sup

YES

[nitidus]

I have a sewing machine and an extensive amount of spandex on hand.
I also have two domino masks too much free time.

You should come into my room. For privacy's sake.

[wytchkkrafts]

what are u planning rose lalonde
*eyes on you squinting suspiciously*
lol well thats gonna be future me bc ill be over in a sec

[nitidus]

We're going to be criminal masterminds, Roxy.

[wytchkkrafts]

sdf
what
wait
don t speak

[ it doesn't even take a minute for roxy to dart into rose's room ]

What?

[nitidus]

[IN HER HANDS, ROSE HAS SPANDEX.

SHE HAS THREAD. SHE HAS A NEEDLE. SHE SMILES. ]

We're going to be criminal masterminds, Roxy.

[wytchkkrafts]

Holy shit!

[ SPANDEX + CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS = COSTUMES. ]

Please tell me we're gonna be cat women, but better.

[nitidus]

Naturally.

[OH ... ] She was here, you know. Catwoman. Very nice lady.

[wytchkkrafts]

Seriously? Damn.

[ SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO MEET HER. ]

But back to our criminal masterminds biz. Are we gonna be serious heroes or what?

[nitidus]

We are going to save the cats of the city.

[Y E...............AH................... ]

[wytchkkrafts]

[ ... ]

[wytchkkrafts]

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[wytchkkrafts]

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[wytchkkrafts]

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[wytchkkrafts]

Hell. Fucking. Yes!

[ best type of criminal masterminds ever!!! ]

[nitidus]

We're going to be the best.

[wytchkkrafts]

I'll bet.

[ she sits down next to her. ]

Let me help. Or we can ask Dirk! He's good with his hands, if you know what I mean. [ ;) ] Unless this is like, a big secret! I can keep those too.

[nitidus]

Let's keep it between us for now. I was ... thinking perhaps we could ask Nepeta if she would like to join us?

[.. PAUSES... ] And ... Tavros.

[wytchkkrafts]

A hundred perfect yes to the both of them. I can't wa-- [ wait. ] Tav isn't wearing one of those.... is he?

[ because lol @ the idea of him in spandex. ]

backdate to 12/4

[glowsferatu]

[ when roxy's comes to school today, she will find a mysterious box in her locker. don't ask how kanaya got in there, it may have involved a crowbar. in that box she will find a new lock because the old one got broken a little, and these.

the note attached is in a very neat calligraphy, with very little ambiguity behind the selection of ink color. ]

Found These And Thought Of You
Its A Significant Day For You So Do Be Sure To Enjoy It

♍

[bonermagic]

Hey Rox.
You there?
...
Guess not.

[wytchkkrafts]

whoa hey im here
wahts up

[bonermagic]

...not much.
Realized I haven't gotten you a gift, Rox. I had no damn clue what to get you.
So I'm just going to give up and ask you straight out,
What the hell do you want for your birthday gift?

[...

Okay, so it's legit and it doesn't involve talking about his...you know. Feelings and shit.]

[wytchkkrafts]

is that seriously what you decided to ask me now
like a few days AFTER my wiggling day
and here i thought you were alwasy timely and had everything planned and set
looks like i might have to look @ mr strider in a completely diffrenet light

[ not that she can blame the boy, jake asking jane out a few days before their birthday was probably the worst bad timing for him. ]