♥ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴍᴀɪʟ (ᴄɴᴄ)

[wytchkkrafts]

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FIRWARD SHE SAYS

[wytchkkrafts]

you should know id do anything 4 u rosey
im listening
sup

YES

[nitidus]

I have a sewing machine and an extensive amount of spandex on hand.
I also have two domino masks too much free time.

You should come into my room. For privacy's sake.

[wytchkkrafts]

what are u planning rose lalonde
*eyes on you squinting suspiciously*
lol well thats gonna be future me bc ill be over in a sec

[nitidus]

We're going to be criminal masterminds, Roxy.

[wytchkkrafts]

sdf
what
wait
don t speak

[ it doesn't even take a minute for roxy to dart into rose's room ]

What?

[nitidus]

[IN HER HANDS, ROSE HAS SPANDEX.

SHE HAS THREAD. SHE HAS A NEEDLE. SHE SMILES. ]

We're going to be criminal masterminds, Roxy.

[wytchkkrafts]

Holy shit!

[ SPANDEX + CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS = COSTUMES. ]

Please tell me we're gonna be cat women, but better.

[nitidus]

Naturally.

[OH ... ] She was here, you know. Catwoman. Very nice lady.

[wytchkkrafts]

Seriously? Damn.

[ SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO MEET HER. ]

But back to our criminal masterminds biz. Are we gonna be serious heroes or what?

[nitidus]

We are going to save the cats of the city.

[Y E...............AH................... ]

[wytchkkrafts]

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[wytchkkrafts]

Hell. Fucking. Yes!

[ best type of criminal masterminds ever!!! ]

[nitidus]

We're going to be the best.

[wytchkkrafts]

I'll bet.

[ she sits down next to her. ]

Let me help. Or we can ask Dirk! He's good with his hands, if you know what I mean. [ ;) ] Unless this is like, a big secret! I can keep those too.

[nitidus]

Let's keep it between us for now. I was ... thinking perhaps we could ask Nepeta if she would like to join us?

[.. PAUSES... ] And ... Tavros.

[wytchkkrafts]

A hundred perfect yes to the both of them. I can't wa-- [ wait. ] Tav isn't wearing one of those.... is he?

[ because lol @ the idea of him in spandex. ]

[nitidus]

Yes, of course he is.

[wytchkkrafts]

Not sure if I'm prepared to see that but I'm totes for this. Let me help.

[nitidus]

Are you imagining it? Interesting.

[wytchkkrafts]

Augh, Rose don't ask me now. Now I'm imagining it in fuller detail than before.

[ ... dramatic pause. ]

[wytchkkrafts]

If you know what I mean by what would be more detailed.

[nitidus]

Oh dear. I think you may be too rambunctious for poor Tavros. He seems quite skittish.