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♥ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴍᴀɪʟ (ᴄɴᴄ)

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Hey rox!
Uh okay so yeah i mean youre not chatting with me anymore which is legitimate enough!! Im all fine and dandy if youre all through and finished with jake the fuck up english. Hell id be you if i werent me.
Considering i bunged it up with jane and yeah i sort of owe it to you to like... fix shit with jane. Cant really fix that since shes not here...
And i mean its not like youre the only person who chewed me out about the whole thing lordy i got an ear full last month.
Anyway well i definitely let the stuff brew in the old noggin a whild and i know youre pissed as hell at me but...

Well firstly im sorry i had the chutzpah to not only completely fail jane as a boyfriend but also for blowing your best friend into next tuesday by some lousy luck. And im real sorry too i didnt fess up sooner id been trying to sort myself out to blow you away with some great apology so youd be like awww sucks jakey im totes chill w you or however youd go about it.... And I guessed i screwed up with dirk too? Sorry about that too for whatever its worth...

Point is!! Dirks in a thorough pickle and even if you hate me through the whole friggin ordeal itd be swell as daisies in spring if youd at least begrudgedly work with me to figure out what the fucks happen to the chap since im up to my ears in fret over the guy.
I mean id love if you werent ready to rain hell on my sorry ass but this rumps totally deservant of any fire you throw at it!!
Anyway get back to me asap! Weve got a mutual pal to save regardless of his aloof disregard of the situation.

awwww j
thats all i needed to hear <3
im not really mad at you but i guess i just thought maybe this time you should understand what you did and it made me sad that i couldnt im you because of it
and with janey gone i felt like i totally fucked up myself shutting you out like that :(
yeah so
im totes chill w you jakey but if janey comes back you should repeat what you said to me to her
neways
dirk msged me too
lets go help the di strizzle ;D

Oh yeah next time i see the old girl she and i are having a good platonic friendly sit down.
Alright any plans there rolal? I do believe i am fresh out of them at this point...

dirk is shooshing me and telling me so stay put but i think thats a load of bs we need to help him
first we have to have this all planned out...
so
i say it needs to end with me going in all femme fatale style

Gracious sometimes that man can be wetter than a towel in a bathtub with his shooshing.
Alrighty roo femme fatale style is on the to do list i am one hundred percent all over that downright finer than frog hair plan.
But here me out on this if dirks caught in deep and we need to split up on the job in a pinch your number one goal is to get dirk the friggin hell outta there!
Even if it means leaving me behind!!!